Cheesecake bribes* if you post something at least twice a month!

* Cheesecake bribes subject to shipping & handling fees. Cheesecake bribes not deliverable outside the continental United States. Cheesecake bribes do not authentic Ted Williams autographs. Cheesecake bribes subject to void if accidentally eaten before they are mailed. Cheesecake bribe packages may or may not contain any of the following stowaways: banana-seeking tarantulas, bubonic-plague-ridden rats, the chupacabra, up to five of the Seven Dwarves, a small island nation, and Snickers crumbs. Cheesecake bribes offer void if your last name begins with an "E."

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YOU! CAKE OR DEATH!
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The sacred cows have come home to roost with a vengeance.

I dunno... <.< I MAY need a deposit up front for motivation.

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"It's winter for crying out loud! Winter should act like winter!" - Ogiue, Genshiken

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